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Local College Student Is Broke, Surprises No One
Regarding the fact this article won't be read through in its entirety, because all of our attention spans are shot from short form content, I'm gonna say whatever the fuck I want. Call me Shion. My favorite thing in the world is a nice warm bowl of Lanzhou handpulled beef noodles. I like water. Caffiene gives me a headache. I have an upsettingly deep emotional attachment to my local noodle joint.
I doodle from time to time, read, write, sometimes knit really itchy scarves. It's amateur hours over here. My current interests are Yu Yu Hakusho, Hookfang and Snotlout from How to Train Your Dragon, and specifically Bakugou Katsuki from BNHA. FMA:B sometimes makes a comeback. Leona Kingscholar, Twisted Wonderland, also sometimes makes a comeback. I speak medium level Mandarin as well as fluent English.
this website looks good without a lot of text, expert says
experts do nothing but lie, as this website looks weird without a lot of text. The rest of this page now needs to be padded out with text in order to not look so weird. Luckily, the most popular placeholder text for the 26th year in a row will come to our rescue.
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Translating a static layout to a resizable webpage is difficult work.
When asked about the matter, cascading style sheets architect Eggy Ramen declined to comment, saying "Translating a static layout to a resizable webpage is difficult work" and "I make what I make."
Average Nekoweb User May Already Possess HTML Know-How, Competence
A recent unfinished study of users of the website Nekoweb suggests users who have constructed more than 5 webpages may already have a basic grasp of HTML (HyperText Markup Language), and not need the guidance of a new page's famous standard tutorial.
For example, this is a paragraph! Here's how you make a link: Nekoweb.
Here's how you can make bold and italic text.
Lists are uncommon in this style, but if it's absolutely required, architects may employ them nonetheless. In this case, there's a list of friends this architect decided to include for the reader to check out:
Lorem Ipsum declared most popular placeholder text for 26th year in a row
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